Corporate Info:

The American Comedy Network is the bastion of network-type comedy in America. This is mostly because our founders came up with the name before anyone else. This important fact is why our company logo contains the three letters you see emblazoned proudly above. For, if our name wasn't American Comedy Network, we most likely would not be known throughout the radio comedy world as ACN.

Of course, one questions we're often asked are "Where does the comedy come from?" and "How can one company turn out such consistently humorous material for such a vast listening audience of humor-loving listeners?" The answer is as surprising to some as it is startling to others. ACN's humor is produced, not in cozy writing rooms bubbling over with the sounds of giggles and guffaws. No! Humor at the American Comedy Network is a product of American engineering ingenuity and manufacturing muscle!

Every joke, from set-up to punchline is produced in sparkling factories located mostly in third world countries where humor is cheaper. Through constant monitoring of the bottom line, ACN middle managers operating out of a suite of offices in Milford, Connecticut, have been able to control and maintain world-wide joke and bit production in a way never before contemplated by mankind!